Seth Styers

Crack reporter of all things politics/business/sports makes killer Brussels sprouts.

Mornin’ y’all. I got started right this mornin’ with a biscuit and some cheesy grits.

—From the Belly of the Least

Foxworthy Endorses Non-Redneck Romney

In a move confirming Paula Abdul’s notion that opposites attract, Jeff Foxworthy, the mustachioed millionaire comedian who makes money by pretending to have no money, has endorsed Mitt Romney, the clean-shaven millionaire businessman who makes money by admitting to have money, for president.

Of course, given that Romney’s own wife, Ann, “doesn’t consider herself wealthy,” it should come as no surprise to the rest of us that the GOP front-runner should welcome the support of someone from the other side of the tracks.